Friday, 7 December 2007

So the Lyrical Terrorist Gets a Suspended Sentence?

Shut up, England. Don't even think. Hold no opinions which are not expressly authorised by government media channels.

All behaviour is now potentially criminalised. Possession of materials useful to criminals is an offence. This includes spoons, spades, garden fertiliser, petrol, matches, money, paper, pencils, printing devices, email accounts, and sharp kitchen implements. A detailed list of prohibited items will NOT be published. Not having committed a crime will not be accepted as absence of intent.

The security you have demanded is now mandatory. This is for your protection.
Shut up. Be content. Consume.

Sports broadcasts will continue as scheduled.

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